junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

(Source: klefable)

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

(Source: umbrhella)

scifijackrabbit:

pmpkn:

Silent Hills (PS4) - TGS 2014 Trailer 

holy fuck.

Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him.
—Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t  (via coyotegold)

(Source: arguementative)

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

annecunninghams:

Alright, here’s the deal. My computer’s power jack needs to be replaced, and it’s gonna cost $170 for it to be fixed. HOWEVER, I can’t even HOPE to afford that right now, so while I’m stuck on mobile/my iPad, I’m opening $5 and $10 commissions.

Obviously, I can’t do them digitally at the moment, but if you tell me which one you want ($5 will get you black and white lineart or solid color shading/fill, $10 will get you a fully-colored piece), I can provide a traditional sketch in the meantime to show you that it’s been done. Once I get my laptop fixed, I can finalize it and send it to you.

If you have any questions or want to get in contact with me about it, you can reach me on Skype or at cybbie@hotmail.com. Even if you can’t buy a commission yourself, I’d really appreciate it if you could spread this around. Thanks again!

- Cybbie

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME