lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all


justlikedisney:

protect those who complete disney duets with you at all costs




asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 


acnana:

I’m getting better at scenes!



thrintagecats:

thedarkhare:

Ziad Nakad Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2014

Dresses like this make me wish I was taller than 5’1 :(



nosdrinker:

Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release


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