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koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

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(Source: stankleyarchive)

News alert: I held a puppy today at supper.
More at 11

News alert: I held a puppy today at supper.
More at 11

porndirector:

When I get hit on

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"

baby:
d... d... d...
father:
...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:
d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:
*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*