he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it


atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 


send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

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Robstar snuggle doodle dump! ovo/

They are going to be the death of me. Someone stop me.


please keep making bioshock games I don’t care how shitty they are i would gladly play ‘bioshock 37: atlas ate all the fucking pizza rolls again’



Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen

here's a test i found. go wild, y'all. (im choleric.)

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shit whenever i do my eyeliner i just go with whatever comes out lol i try to do the styles and its just no.


the universal sign you have to make while making fun of the batfam


on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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